Shmommunity: An Shmexercise in Shmowing Your Shmaudience

Fbwogs Review of Mel's Burger Bar:

First of all: Its not a fucking bar made out of burgers. That's false advertising.

Second the burgers were the size of White Castle Burgers with the taste of that awful smell that comes out of the 2cnd floor Butler bathroom. Not only that but it was way over priced for shit food. And not even a good serving of shit food.

The fries...awesome ...the Waiters and Waitresses...Hot as fuck and it made me moist thinking about the different uses of a ketchup bottle....but it was about the burgers..they are in the fucking name. Its not called Mel's fries and hot porn people's bar with over priced shit meat burgers...because then I would have no compliant.

It just reminds me that Columbia students are dumb when it comes to food and reminds when I over heard some fuckhead showing his stupid parents around saying "and this is Ollies!, The best Chinese in the entire city". I think I will stick to my daily regiment of cake thank you very much.

For now I'm going to finish pinching off this yule log and remember to wipe this time...Merry Christmas. Your parents don't love you.

Love, Fbwog.

Shmearly Shmecision Shats: Shmots of Sheepeople Smant to Shmo to Shmolumbia

Now Bwog, I'm really happy for you and I'm going let you fishing but Butler Sleepers had one of the best finals send offs of all time

Seriously, I nominate Butler sleepers as the best columbia blog of 2010 and if you think any differently then you can shove a horse penis into the deepest part of your ass.


This years cc-Crunk was awesome as freshly made mammal sauce. We at FBwog were a little disappointed in people not keeping up with tradition! SHAME. For those who don't know whats up: You can go fuck yourselves and you should go make friends instead of walking around the stacks at night trying to find a tea party to watch from a far. Be like a lion and take a load!

See ya fuckheads in 2011! We can't wait to see what new ways we will be able to fuck ourselves up in the new year!

Shmarrison Shmavid Shmraleased

So far I believe that the best part of finals this year is freshmen girls trolling on 4chan. They have increased my fucking hope for the earth. Raising a more important issue on campus than ROTC: TITS OR GTFO...Seriously Seas lets make it Sees and GS...you can continue playing WoW in huddled corners.

Oh and yeah its almost time for another year of the CC-crunk! Though with how this year is shaping out to be it should be spelled CC-crunx! Where the x stands for drug bust.

The Smwog Shminals Shmortune Shmeller

Yesterday Captain Beefheart Died (A story that bwog didn't post...so fuck them)

He was 69

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b217062_captain_beefheart_aka_don_van_vliet_dies.html

Our middles fingers are still up to the current music scene....they can all go fuck themselves.

Shmy I’m Shmared of Shmidnight Smreakfast

This is why finals can go fuck themselves. I wounder why people want to do coke, lsd, pills, weed, and get blackout drunk every week end..hmmmmm? btw I would still bang the fuck out of the Alma-Marta

Good for those who stuck up for that fucker and fuck you to everyone who feels so stressed that they let their fellow classmates break down...you are worse than frontiers of science

Smoverheard: Sheepeople Are Having Fun

Welcome to Columbia University where we are best at being stressed and pissing away everything that was fought for in the 60s. Good job and now go fuck yourself. But you do that already because it is my opinion that everyone at this school is sexually repressed fuck heads...and I love you all for the frustration.

No worries this semester is almost over and its almost time again for another CCrunk at the end of the last final I know that I will be getting a bottle of Knob Creek and be masturbating in the stacks. I also hope that I get mistaken for the sticky ghost of virgins past. 

Updates: http://www.isawyoucolumbia.net/ is still down?!?! we had an awesome thing going and then nope. so fuck them.

In the mean time you can check out http://www.likealittle.com/columbia it is no where as funny and no one uses it like the missed connections of http://www.alma-market.com/missed_connections and http://boredatbutler.com/post_type/i-saw-you so fuck them.

Also great story to follow is this missed connection on craigslist where this girl watched a guy jerkn it in his apt with the shades open and I am happy to announce that they are one step closer to meeting http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/2116415304.html

Until next time keep wishing that John-Jay was Hogwarts and that you could be or fuck the green ranger!