Welcome to Columbia University where we are best at being stressed and pissing away everything that was fought for in the 60s. Good job and now go fuck yourself. But you do that already because it is my opinion that everyone at this school is sexually repressed fuck heads...and I love you all for the frustration.
No worries this semester is almost over and its almost time again for another CCrunk at the end of the last final I know that I will be getting a bottle of Knob Creek and be masturbating in the stacks. I also hope that I get mistaken for the sticky ghost of virgins past.
Updates: http://www.isawyoucolumbia.net/ is still down?!?! we had an awesome thing going and then nope. so fuck them.
In the mean time you can check out http://www.likealittle.com/columbia it is no where as funny and no one uses it like the missed connections of http://www.alma-market.com/missed_connections and http://boredatbutler.com/post_type/i-saw-you so fuck them.
Also great story to follow is this missed connection on craigslist where this girl watched a guy jerkn it in his apt with the shades open and I am happy to announce that they are one step closer to meeting http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/2116415304.html
Until next time keep wishing that John-Jay was Hogwarts and that you could be or fuck the green ranger!
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