First of all: Its not a fucking bar made out of burgers. That's false advertising.
Second the burgers were the size of White Castle Burgers with the taste of that awful smell that comes out of the 2cnd floor Butler bathroom. Not only that but it was way over priced for shit food. And not even a good serving of shit food.
The fries...awesome ...the Waiters and Waitresses...Hot as fuck and it made me moist thinking about the different uses of a ketchup bottle....but it was about the burgers..they are in the fucking name. Its not called Mel's fries and hot porn people's bar with over priced shit meat burgers...because then I would have no compliant.
It just reminds me that Columbia students are dumb when it comes to food and reminds when I over heard some fuckhead showing his stupid parents around saying "and this is Ollies!, The best Chinese in the entire city". I think I will stick to my daily regiment of cake thank you very much.
For now I'm going to finish pinching off this yule log and remember to wipe this time...Merry Christmas. Your parents don't love you.
Love, Fbwog.
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